"Iran told me in no uncertain terms: the nuclear dust is for the United States," stated President Donald Trump—words that have triggered a decisive shift in the war footing, which, incidentally, appears to be drawing to a close.
However, new information has emerged that alters the perception of Iran's power, which has been reduced to practically nothing:
"The site was left so utterly destroyed that only the United States or China can retrieve it. It is buried at a hellish depth, struck with such force that not even they possess the technology to move it. You—the Americans—will have to dig it out!"
In a message addressed to the American people, President Trump continued:
"They admitted it themselves: 'We do not have the capability. You and China are the only two countries in the world that can do this.'"
And—should any further information be required for the critics who have offered opinions without the facts—the President informed them:
"To those who keep claiming that our pilots didn't do their job... we have just ordered 22 more aircraft—newer and improved models. They absolutely delivered. And then some."
The mission was so devastating that even Iran acknowledges that only American (or Chinese) power can finish the job.