From the President of the United States:
"Last night something very sad happened in Hollywood.
Rob Reiner, a tortured and troubled, but once very talented, film director and
comedian, passed away along with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger
he caused others with his massive, persistent, and incurable affliction, a
debilitating illness known as TRUMP DISORDER SYNDROME, sometimes called TDS. He
was known for driving people crazy with his unbridled obsession with President
Donald J. Trump, and his evident paranoia reached new heights as the Trump
administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with
America's Golden Age approaching, perhaps as never before. May Rob and Michele
rest in peace!"
